FOUR STARS!
Six Golden Popcorn Buckets Out of Ten!
What? No. Why the need to assign some kind of ridiculous scale system? I think those are flawed so I don’t do it. I don’t like them and there are just too many variables involved.
One of my favorite movies is John Carpenter’s “Big Trouble in Little China”. Have you seen it? <crickets chirping> Heard of it?... Right, well it’s the best movie from 1986 starring Kurt Russell about Asian mysticism, kung-fu fighting, guys flying on lightning bolts, and rescue the princess type fantasy. FOUR STARS!
But, I’ve also seen director Mark Herman’s holocaust drama “The Boy in the Striped Pajamas” which is one of the most emotionally draining films on the subject I’ve ever seen. What a sad, haunting, hard hitting film. FOUR STARS!
Do you see the problem?
I also love the movie “Iron Eagle” but to put it lightly, it’s a piece of shit. FOUR STARS!