Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Hold on to your butts


FACT: When I saw this movie in the
theater, I had a UTI.
Jurassic Park (1993) starring Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum and Laura Dern.

So my question is, "If Raptors are so dangerous, why keep breeding them?" Yeah yeah, I know, scientific reasearch and such. But you have them penned up separate from other dinos, they are dangerous to transport and have killed park workers... what gives? Just move on.

Also, what's with the giant chasm that magically appears after the T-Rex attacks the tour cars? First the ground is even with the cage wall and moments later there's a 100 foot drop? I call bullshit, Mr. Spielberg.

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